Funny Pride Hoodie – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL

Funny Pride Hoodie – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Cozy and Sassy with the Eggplant Not Wearing Humor Hoodie
Wrap yourself in warmth and wit with this must-have hoodie. The 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design is front and center, making a bold statement that's both hilarious and stylish. Crafted for ultimate comfort, this hoodie is perfect for anyone who loves to express their playful side and enjoys a good chuckle.
Why You'll Love It
- Cheeky eggplant humor that sparks conversations and laughs
- Bold, witty design perfect for anyone who loves playful sarcasm
- Quirky statement piece that celebrates humor and individuality
- Plush fleece lining and adjustable hood for maximum coziness
Why We Designed This
We love creating apparel that’s as fun and personality-filled as the people who wear it. This design is all about embracing humor and individuality with a cheeky twist. We chose the hoodie because it's the ultimate in casual comfort, making it the perfect canvas for a statement piece that’s guaranteed to bring a smile.
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This design playfully uses a common phrase to create a lighthearted, humorous moment. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of witty banter and wants to add some fun to their day.
Perfect For
- Cooler weather and casual outings
- Relaxing at home or on the go
- Making a humorous statement
- Gifting to friends with a great sense of humor
- ✓ Striking design with bold text and a purple eggplant graphic
- ✓ Features the undeniably funny 'I HAVE AN EGGPLANT I'M JUST NOT WEARING IT'
- ✓ A humorous and conversation-starting piece of apparel
- ✓ Soft, durable fleece with a comfortable, roomy fit
- ✓ Adjustable drawstring hood and front pouch pocket for warmth
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the blend of the hoodie fabric?
Our hoodies are typically crafted from a heavy blend of cotton and polyester, providing excellent warmth, softness, and durability.
Does the 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design look good with the hoodie style?
Yes, the bold and humorous design pops on the hoodie. The contrast of the pink and white text and purple eggplant against the gray background is striking.
Are the drawstrings on the hoodie adjustable?
Yes, the hoodie comes with color-matched drawstrings in the hood, allowing for minor adjustments to fit and style.
Is this hoodie warm enough for cold weather?
Absolutely. The heavy blend fabric and the addition of a hood make this hoodie very warm and suitable for chilly weather.
Can I put my phone or other small items in the front pocket?
Yes, this hoodie features a spacious front pouch pocket, perfect for keeping your hands warm or storing small essentials like your phone or keys.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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