Funny Pride Sweatshirt – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL

Funny Pride Sweatshirt – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Bundle Up with the Eggplant Not Wearing Humor Sweatshirt
Get ready to cozy up and crack a smile with this ultra-comfortable sweatshirt. The 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design is emblazoned on a soft, warm crewneck, making it the perfect piece for anyone who loves to blend comfort with a hefty dose of playful sarcasm. It’s your new favorite way to stay warm and witty.
Why You'll Love It
- Cheeky eggplant humor that sparks conversations and laughs
- Bold, witty design perfect for anyone who loves playful sarcasm
- Quirky statement piece that celebrates humor and individuality
- Super soft fleece lining for ultimate warmth and comfort
Why We Designed This
We believe that comfort wear should also be conversation starters. This design is all about celebrating the fun, the unexpected, and the power of a good laugh. We chose a classic sweatshirt silhouette because it’s the ultimate in cozy comfort, perfect for carrying our bold, witty message wherever you go.
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This design is a playful and lighthearted nod to common phrases, designed to bring a smile and a chuckle. It's perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of cheeky humor and wants to share a laugh.
Perfect For
- Chilly evenings and relaxed weekends
- Lounging at home in style
- Expressing your unique and humorous personality
- Gift-giving to friends who appreciate a good joke
- ✓ Bold, humorous text and a stylized eggplant illustration
- ✓ Features the unforgettable quote 'I HAVE AN EGGPLANT I'M JUST NOT WEARING IT'
- ✓ A witty design guaranteed to get a laugh
- ✓ Soft, mid-weight fleece for cozy warmth and comfort
- ✓ Classic crewneck fit, perfect for everyday unisex wear
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the material of the sweatshirt?
Our sweatshirts are typically made from a comfortable cotton-polyester blend, offering a soft feel and good durability for everyday wear.
Will the 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design crack or peel after washing?
The design is printed using high-quality methods to ensure durability. With proper care, the bold text and eggplant graphic should resist cracking and peeling.
Is this sweatshirt suitable for lounging or going out?
Absolutely. This sweatshirt offers a cozy fit perfect for lounging at home, but its bold and humorous design also makes it a fun choice for casual outings.
How does the humorous eggplant design look on the sweatshirt?
The 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design, with its striking pink and white text and purple eggplant illustration on a gray background, looks fantastic and bold on the sweatshirt canvas.
What kind of neckline does this sweatshirt have?
This is a classic crewneck sweatshirt, featuring a ribbed crew neck, set-in sleeves, and a comfortable, relaxed fit.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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