Funny Pride Tank Top – I Have An Eggplant

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🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL

I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It Tank in Black
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Color: Navy

Size: Large

Style:StandardLadies Racerback

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Printed in the USA
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Ships in 3–5 days
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Easy returns
Product Details & Specs
Blank
Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Show Off Your Wit with the Eggplant Not Wearing Humor Tank

Keep cool and crack up the crowd with this essential tank top. The 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design is printed for maximum impact, making it the perfect choice for anyone who loves to keep things light, witty, and fun. It’s the ultimate blend of casual comfort and cheeky humor.

Why You'll Love It

  • Cheeky eggplant humor that sparks conversations and laughs
  • Bold, witty design perfect for anyone who loves playful sarcasm
  • Quirky statement tee that celebrates humor and individuality
  • Lightweight and breathable fabric for maximum comfort

Why We Designed This

We wanted to create a fun, bold design that’s perfect for warmer weather or layering, and this tank delivers! It’s all about embracing your sense of humor and letting your personality shine. This design is for those who appreciate a good double entendre and aren't afraid to show off their playful side.

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This design is a lighthearted and playful take on a common phrase, perfect for sparking smiles and laughter. It’s a fun way to express your personality and keep the vibe light.

Perfect For

  • Summer days and beach trips
  • Gym or workout sessions
  • Casual hangouts and festivals
  • Expressing your fun-loving personality
  • Playful eggplant illustration with bold, humorous text
  • Features the hilarious quote 'I HAVE AN EGGPLANT I'M JUST NOT WEARING IT'
  • A witty design that’s sure to get a laugh
  • Soft, lightweight fabric designed for breathability
  • Comfortable unisex fit perfect for active or casual wear
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this tank top suitable for both men and women?

Yes, this tank top is designed as a unisex item, offering a comfortable fit for a wide range of body types.

How does the 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design look on a tank top?

The bold and humorous design translates perfectly to the tank top. The striking text and eggplant illustration make a clear, witty statement.

Is this tank top good for warm weather activities?

Absolutely. Tank tops are ideal for warm weather, offering breathability and freedom of movement, making this a great choice for outdoor activities or casual wear in the heat.

What kind of neckline does the unisex tank have?

The unisex tank typically features a standard crew neckline, providing a classic and comfortable fit suitable for everyone.

Can this tank be worn for workouts or just casual wear?

While great for casual wear, the breathable fabric and comfortable fit also make it suitable for light workouts or active pursuits.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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