Funny Pride Shirt – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL

Funny Pride Shirt – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Color: Sapphire
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Rock the Eggplant Not Wearing Humor T-Shirt
Ready to turn heads and spark some giggles? This tee is your new go-to for delivering a punchline without saying a word. Featuring a bold, witty design, it’s perfect for anyone who appreciates a good double entendre and isn't afraid to show off their playful side.
Why You'll Love It
- Cheeky eggplant humor that sparks conversations and laughs
- Bold, witty design perfect for anyone who loves playful sarcasm
- Quirky statement tee that celebrates humor and individuality
- Crafted from soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
Why We Designed This
As a brand that loves to play with words and push boundaries, we created this design to celebrate the fun, unexpected, and sometimes cheeky side of life. It's about embracing your unique sense of humor and letting your personality shine through your style. We wanted a design that’s as bold and memorable as the people who wear it.
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This design is a fun nod to playful innuendo, perfect for breaking the ice or just sharing a laugh with friends. It’s a conversation starter that’s sure to get a smile.
Perfect For
- Casual hangouts with friends
- Comedy shows or open mic nights
- Everyday wear with a dose of personality
- Expressing your unique sense of humor
- ✓ Bold, humorous text and playful eggplant illustration
- ✓ Features the witty phrase 'I HAVE AN EGGPLANT I'M JUST NOT WEARING IT'
- ✓ A cheeky design that's sure to get a reaction
- ✓ Soft, classic unisex fit for everyday comfort
- ✓ Durable print and breathable fabric for lasting wear
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the exact text on the 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' T-Shirt?
The exact text on the T-shirt reads 'I HAVE AN EGGPLANT I'M JUST NOT WEARING IT'. It's presented in bold, pink and white lettering.
Does the T-shirt design include a picture of an eggplant?
Yes, the design features a stylized purple eggplant illustration with a green stem positioned in the top right corner, complementing the bold text.
What is the overall style and tone of this T-shirt design?
The style is illustrated text with a humorous and witty tone. It's a bold and quirky statement piece that's designed to be eye-catching and amusing.
Is this T-shirt suitable for casual wear?
Absolutely. This T-shirt is designed for casual, everyday wear, offering a comfortable fit and a fun design that sparks conversation.
What kind of background does the design have on the T-shirt?
The design is set against a neutral gray background on the T-shirt, making the pink and white text and the purple eggplant illustration stand out.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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