Funny Pride Comfort Colors Tee – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL

Funny Pride Comfort Colors Tee – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Color: Midnight
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
- Fabric
- 100% Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Garment may shrink slightly after first wash — this is expected
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Relax in the Eggplant Not Wearing Humor Comfort Color Tee
Embrace ultimate comfort and undeniable humor with this iconic Comfort Colors tee. The 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design is printed on a garment-dyed fabric that feels like an instant favorite. It’s the perfect blend of relaxed style and witty charm, designed for those who appreciate a good laugh.
Why You'll Love It
- Cheeky eggplant humor that sparks conversations and laughs
- Bold, witty design perfect for anyone who loves playful sarcasm
- Quirky statement tee that celebrates humor and individuality
- Legendary Comfort Colors softness and durability
Why We Designed This
We love designs that have a bit of a wink and a nod, and this one delivers! It’s about celebrating the fun, the unexpected, and the humor in everyday life. We chose Comfort Colors for its unparalleled comfort and vintage feel, making this tee a staple for anyone who values both style and a good chuckle.
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This design is a playful take on a well-known phrase, perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of lighthearted banter and isn't afraid to be a little cheeky. It's a guaranteed smile-inducer.
Perfect For
- Laid-back weekends and casual get-togethers
- Festivals or outdoor gatherings
- Anyone who loves comfortable, stylish, and funny apparel
- Expressing your unique and humorous personality
- ✓ Humorous eggplant design with bold pink and white text
- ✓ Showcases the witty phrase 'I HAVE AN EGGPLANT I'M JUST NOT WEARING IT'
- ✓ A guaranteed conversation starter with its playful message
- ✓ Iconic Comfort Colors garment-dyed fabric for vintage feel
- ✓ Relaxed, unisex fit and durable construction for lasting comfort
Frequently Asked Questions
What are Comfort Colors tees known for?
Comfort Colors tees are renowned for their incredibly soft feel, relaxed vintage wash, and durable construction. They offer a comfortable, lived-in vibe right from the first wear.
Will the 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' graphic hold up on a Comfort Colors tee?
Yes, the bold design featuring the text and eggplant illustration is printed to last, ensuring the humor and style remain vibrant wash after wash on your Comfort Colors tee.
Is the fit of this Comfort Colors tee relaxed?
Comfort Colors generally have a relaxed, unisex fit, making them comfortable for everyone. This tee provides a laid-back feel perfect for casual wear.
How does the humorous eggplant design look on the unique washes of Comfort Colors?
The gray background of the design complements the signature washed-out look of Comfort Colors, allowing the bold pink and white text and the purple eggplant to pop while maintaining a vintage aesthetic.
Is this a good choice for someone looking for a funny, comfortable graphic tee?
Definitely. This tee combines the beloved comfort and quality of Comfort Colors with a genuinely funny and quirky eggplant design, making it an excellent choice for a humorous graphic tee.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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