Funny Pride Premium Tee – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL

Funny Pride Premium Tee – I Have An Eggplant
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Color: Navy
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Elevate Your Style with the Eggplant Not Wearing Humor Tee
Make a statement with this premium tee that's as comfortable as it is hilarious. The 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design is printed on a high-quality fabric, offering a superior feel and a look that’s both bold and subtly witty. It’s the perfect way to express your love for playful sarcasm.
Why You'll Love It
- Cheeky eggplant humor that sparks conversations and laughs
- Bold, witty design perfect for anyone who loves playful sarcasm
- Quirky statement tee that celebrates humor and individuality
- Luxuriously soft fabric for an ultra-comfortable feel
Why We Designed This
We wanted to create a piece that felt as good as it looked, and that could carry a message of fun and individuality. This design is all about embracing those playful moments and witty remarks that make life interesting. It’s for those who appreciate a good joke and aren't afraid to wear their humor proudly.
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This design plays on a popular, lighthearted innuendo, making it a fantastic icebreaker and a fun way to inject some personality into your outfit. It’s all about keeping it light and humorous.
Perfect For
- Casual outings where you want to stand out
- Gifting to the friend with the best sense of humor
- Expressing your witty personality
- Adding a unique twist to your everyday wardrobe
- ✓ Eye-catching design with bold typography and eggplant graphic
- ✓ Features the memorable quote 'I HAVE AN EGGPLANT I'M JUST NOT WEARING IT'
- ✓ A humorous and conversation-starting piece
- ✓ Premium fabric blend for exceptional softness and drape
- ✓ Modern unisex fit designed for superior comfort and style
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes this a 'Premium' T-shirt?
The Premium T-Shirt offers enhanced comfort and a superior feel compared to a standard tee. It's crafted for those who appreciate higher quality fabric and a refined fit.
Does the 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design look the same on the premium version?
Yes, the design, including the bold text and eggplant illustration, is faithfully reproduced on the premium T-shirt for maximum impact and clarity.
Is the premium tee suitable for someone who likes funny, sarcastic designs?
Absolutely. This premium tee is perfect for individuals with a witty sense of humor who want to wear a bold, sarcastic statement piece that also offers exceptional comfort.
How does the fit of the premium T-shirt compare to a standard one?
Premium T-shirts typically offer a slightly more tailored or luxurious feel. Check our size guide for specific measurements, but expect a comfortable and flattering fit.
Can the humorous eggplant design be worn year-round?
Yes, the humor and style of the 'I Have An Eggplant I'm Just Not Wearing It' design are timeless. This premium tee is versatile enough for any season.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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