Funny Pride Hoodie – He Who Hath Not A Uterus
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL

Funny Pride Hoodie – He Who Hath Not A Uterus
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Warmth Meets Rebellion: Uterus Feminist Statement Hoodie
Wrap yourself in comfort and conviction with the 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus' Hoodie. This essential piece features our signature vibrant rainbow gradient design, bringing powerful visual energy to its sharp feminist statement. With its cozy hood and soft fabric, it's the ultimate way to stay warm while loudly and proudly championing reproductive rights and feminist ideals.
Why You'll Love It
- Features an electrifying rainbow gradient that commands attention.
- Delivers a bold, humorous, and unforgettable feminist message.
- Crafted from ultra-soft fleece for maximum warmth and comfort.
- Designed with a classic unisex fit and adjustable hood for versatility.
Why We Designed This
At Pride Shirt Co., we believe in making statements that resonate deeply. This hoodie was born from a desire to combine the comforting embrace of a favorite hoodie with the empowering force of feminist expression. The 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus' design, amplified by the brilliant rainbow, is our way of encouraging dialogue and celebrating bodily autonomy with a touch of sass. Wear your truth, stay warm, and make an impact.
Pride Shirt Co.
This hoodie is your ultimate ally for staying warm while advocating for what matters.
Perfect For
- Everyday wear with a powerful message
- Chilly weather activism and events
- Expressing solidarity for reproductive rights
- Comfortable lounging with attitude
- ✓ Vibrant rainbow gradient text brings the powerful feminist message to life.
- ✓ Includes the iconic and sassy 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus' statement.
- ✓ A bold piece for advocating women's rights and autonomy.
- ✓ Soft, warm fleece lining for ultimate comfort.
- ✓ Relaxed unisex fit with a functional drawstring hood.
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes this 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus Rainbow' Hoodie warm and comfortable?
This hoodie is constructed from a heavy blend fabric, typically a mix of cotton and polyester, providing excellent warmth, softness, and durability. The added hood offers extra coziness.
How does the rainbow gradient design appear on the hoodie?
The vibrant rainbow gradient typography is printed with high quality, ensuring the feminist statement 'HE WHO HATH NOT A UTERUS SHOULD SHUT THE FUCKETH UP - FALLOPIANS 19:73' is bold and clear. The smooth color transitions create a visually appealing effect.
Is the feminist message prominent on this hoodie?
Yes, the design is made to be prominent. The bold typography and colorful rainbow gradient ensure that the powerful feminist statement is clearly communicated, making it a great piece for activism or pride.
What is the fit of this unisex hooded sweatshirt?
The hoodie offers a standard unisex fit, designed to be comfortable and relaxed. It provides room for movement and can be easily layered, making it versatile for various occasions.
How does the humorous 'Fallopians 19:73' element enhance the hoodie's message?
The satirical 'Fallopians 19:73' attribution adds a layer of witty humor to the bold feminist statement. It transforms the message into a memorable and provocative piece of apparel that sparks conversation.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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