Funny Pride Shirt – He Who Hath Not A Uterus
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Funny Pride Shirt – He Who Hath Not A Uterus
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Color: Sapphire
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies Fit
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Make a Statement with Our Uterus Feminist Statement T-Shirt
Unleash your inner fire with the 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus' tee. This design boldly declares a feminist truth with a touch of irreverent humor, all wrapped in a stunning rainbow gradient that demands attention. It's more than just a shirt; it's a conversation starter and a symbol of solidarity.
Why You'll Love It
- Features a vibrant, eye-catching rainbow gradient typography.
- Delivers a powerful feminist message with a unique biblical parody twist.
- Crafted from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort.
- Offers a classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone.
Why We Designed This
As the founder of Pride Shirt Co., I believe in clothing that empowers and sparks dialogue. This design was born from a frustration with voices trying to control what they don't understand. We wanted to create something unapologetically bold, celebrating the power of those who have a uterus and reminding others to listen. It’s about reclaiming narratives with humor and undeniable style.
Pride Shirt Co.
Wear your beliefs loud and proud. This tee is perfect for marches, rallies, or simply making your everyday a little more revolutionary.
Perfect For
- Feminist rallies and protests
- Everyday wear to express your views
- Pride events and celebrations
- Gifting to your empowered friends
- ✓ Bold rainbow gradient typography with a feminist biblical parody.
- ✓ Features the defiant slogan 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus Should Shut The Fucketh Up'.
- ✓ Intended to spark conversation and celebrate reproductive rights.
- ✓ Made with soft, high-quality cotton for ultimate comfort.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the specific text on the 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus Rainbow' T-Shirt?
The design features the bold statement: 'HE WHO HATH NOT A UTERUS SHOULD SHUT THE FUCKETH UP' with the humorous attribution 'FALLOPIANS 19:73'. It's a powerful feminist message presented with a playful, archaic twist.
Can you describe the rainbow gradient on this T-shirt?
The typography design uses a vibrant rainbow gradient that transitions smoothly through the colors of the rainbow, starting from red and moving through to purple. This creates a striking visual effect for the feminist statement.
What kind of statement does this T-shirt make?
This T-shirt makes a bold feminist statement about reproductive rights and bodily autonomy, using humor and a parody of biblical language to convey its message. It's designed for those who want to express their views confidently.
Is this T-shirt suitable for everyday wear?
Yes, this classic soft unisex T-shirt is made for comfort and durability, making it perfect for everyday wear. You can comfortably express your feminist stance while running errands or socializing.
What does the 'Fallopians 19:73' reference mean?
The 'Fallopians 19:73' is a fictional biblical verse created for this design. It adds a layer of satirical humor to the feminist statement, mimicking religious texts for a memorable and provocative message.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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