Funny Pride Long Sleeve Shirt – He Who Hath Not A Uterus
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL

Funny Pride Long Sleeve Shirt – He Who Hath Not A Uterus
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Color: Navy
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Make a Statement All Year Round: Uterus Feminist Statement Long Sleeve
Embrace enduring feminist power with our 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus' Long Sleeve. This design features a striking rainbow gradient that flows across the fabric, paired with a bold, unforgettable statement. Perfect for cooler days or layering, this long sleeve tee lets you carry your message of reproductive rights and empowerment with style and comfort.
Why You'll Love It
- Features a dynamic, full-spectrum rainbow gradient design.
- Delivers a powerful feminist message with a humorous, archaic twist.
- Offers the comfort and coverage of a long-sleeve tee.
- Crafted from soft, durable fabric for lasting wear.
Why We Designed This
At Pride Shirt Co., we believe in year-round advocacy and expression. This 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus' long sleeve was designed to keep the conversation going, no matter the season. We wanted to blend the visual joy of a rainbow with a message that’s both timely and timeless – a firm stance on autonomy and a reminder to listen. It’s about making a statement that’s as comfortable as it is impactful.
Pride Shirt Co.
This long sleeve is your go-to for comfortable activism and bold self-expression.
Perfect For
- Expressing feminist views in cooler weather
- Layering with other favorite pieces
- Activist events and awareness days
- Casual outings with a powerful message
- ✓ Vibrant rainbow gradient typography enhances the feminist statement.
- ✓ Features the iconic 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus Should Shut The Fucketh Up' text.
- ✓ A strong visual for reproductive rights and women's empowerment.
- ✓ Comfortable and breathable fabric for long-lasting wear.
- ✓ Classic unisex long sleeve fit for versatile styling.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the material of the 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus Rainbow' Long Sleeve shirt?
This long sleeve shirt is typically made from a comfortable, durable cotton fabric, ensuring warmth and breathability. It's designed for everyday wear throughout the cooler seasons.
How does the rainbow gradient look on the long sleeves?
The vibrant rainbow gradient flows across the design on the long sleeve shirt, making the feminist statement 'HE WHO HATH NOT A UTERUS SHOULD SHUT THE FUCKETH UP - FALLOPIANS 19:73' highly visible and eye-catching. The colors transition smoothly from sleeve to sleeve or across the chest, depending on placement.
Is this long sleeve suitable for activism or making a statement?
Yes, this long sleeve is perfect for making a bold feminist statement. The clear typography and vibrant colors ensure your message about reproductive rights and empowerment is seen.
What is the fit of this unisex long sleeve shirt?
The long sleeve shirt features a standard unisex fit, providing a comfortable and relaxed feel for everyone. It offers ample room for layering if needed.
Does the archaic language 'shut the fucketh up' fit the long sleeve style?
The juxtaposition of archaic language with a modern feminist message creates a unique and humorous effect that stands out on any apparel, including this long sleeve. It adds a memorable twist to the 'Fallopians 19:73' parody.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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