Funny Pride Tank Top – He Who Hath Not A Uterus
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Funny Pride Tank Top – He Who Hath Not A Uterus
🌈 DTG-printed fresh when you order📏 Inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Unleash Your Fierce Side: Uterus Feminist Statement Tank
Make a bold, breezy statement with the 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus' Tank. This vibrant design features a stunning rainbow gradient that captures the spirit of pride and empowerment, paired with an unforgettable feminist declaration. Perfect for warmer days or layering, this tank top lets you wear your beliefs with confidence and undeniable style.
Why You'll Love It
- Features a dynamic and colorful rainbow gradient design.
- Delivers a powerful, humorous, and unapologetic feminist message.
- Crafted from lightweight, breathable fabric for maximum comfort.
- Offers a relaxed unisex fit, ideal for active or casual wear.
Why We Designed This
From the team at Pride Shirt Co., this tank was created to be as bold and vibrant as the voices it represents. We wanted a piece that empowers you to speak your truth, especially concerning reproductive rights, with a mix of humor and strength. The 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus' message, set against a joyful rainbow, is a celebration of autonomy and a call for respect. It’s your statement, your style, your power.
Pride Shirt Co.
This tank is the perfect fusion of comfort, style, and feminist activism.
Perfect For
- Summer days and outdoor events
- Gym or workout sessions
- Expressing feminist solidarity
- Festivals and pride celebrations
- ✓ Vibrant rainbow gradient typography emphasizes the feminist statement.
- ✓ Features the iconic and witty 'Fallopians 19:73' feminist quote.
- ✓ A powerful statement piece for reproductive rights advocacy.
- ✓ Lightweight and breathable fabric for comfort.
- ✓ Relaxed unisex fit designed for freedom of movement.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the fabric like for the 'He Who Hath Not A Uterus Rainbow' Tank?
This unisex jersey tank is made from a soft, breathable material, typically a cotton blend, designed for maximum comfort, especially in warmer weather or during physical activity.
How does the rainbow gradient look on this tank top?
The vibrant rainbow gradient is printed vividly on the tank, ensuring the feminist statement 'HE WHO HATH NOT A UTERUS SHOULD SHUT THE FUCKETH UP - FALLOPIANS 19:73' is bold and eye-catching. The smooth color transitions create a dynamic visual.
Is this tank suitable for hot weather or workouts?
Yes, the lightweight and breathable fabric makes this tank an excellent choice for staying cool and comfortable during hot weather, workouts, or casual outings while still making a statement.
What is the fit of the unisex tank top?
The tank features a standard unisex fit, offering a relaxed and comfortable silhouette. It allows for easy movement and a casual feel.
Does the satirical 'Fallopians 19:73' add to the statement on the tank?
Indeed. The humorous attribution 'Fallopians 19:73' enhances the boldness of the feminist message, adding a layer of wit and satire that is perfect for a statement piece like this tank top.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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